I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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