Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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