At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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