I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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