And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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