i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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