just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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