there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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