dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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