Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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