You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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