so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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