remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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