Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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