yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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