just come out here and I will go home with you...
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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