I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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