How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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