We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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