what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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