just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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