Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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