Can i not drive my cunt home
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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