So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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