I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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