no. you can't hotbox the world.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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