I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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