Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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