sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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