You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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