you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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