I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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