i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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