is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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