Kiss
Puke
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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