Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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