Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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