Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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