Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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