do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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