How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Congratulations! We have a period
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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