We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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