Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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