Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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