I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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