Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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