Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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