Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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