what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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