another moral hangover. fuck.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
where are my pants?
in the oven.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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